I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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