Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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