This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
and she was petting her beer can
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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