i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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