Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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