hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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