haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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