Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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