No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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