Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Are we still banned from the library?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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