is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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