you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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