I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i will never coherently bang her
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
