would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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