Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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