very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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