So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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