Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Can i not drive my cunt home
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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