here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
