I'm going to jail i love you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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