she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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