I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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