Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
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I look better un-naked...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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