im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She told me I should be a condom model.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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