dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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