I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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