im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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