why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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