All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I want to fling myself into the sun
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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