Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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