A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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