She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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