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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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