Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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