Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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