Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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