did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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