We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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