If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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