I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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