Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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