hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I party with great urgency now.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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