Walk of Shame. In a state park.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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