dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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