adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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