I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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