i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
cat food counts as protein by the way
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
