And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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