He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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