I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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