Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
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So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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