I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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