So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My cat gives me a boner
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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